What’s up Yard, it’s ya boy B-Wood! I’ve got some good news and some bad news! The good news is that it seems like my Wizards are back on track. We’ve won 4 of our last 5 games and have another tough game tonight against Toronto! It definitely seems like everything is coming together for us at the right time. Antawn Jamison’s play during this stretch has been stellar, Earl Boykins is giving us a huge spark off the bench and Nick Young looks like he’s coming into his own! The bad news is that as good as things are going for us right now, they’re going just that bad for my man Tiger Woods!
As everybody knows, there’s been a media circus buzzing about what Tiger called his “transgressions.” And while I will acknowledge that what Tiger did was wrong and irresponsible, my biggest problem in this situation isn’t with Tiger, it’s with his wife, Elin Woods! They say you can’t put a price on love but someone obviously never told Elin that! After hearing of Tiger’s extramarital affairs, her first move wasn’t to go to her family for help; she went straight to the bank! If you haven’t heard, just days after this whole situation was brought to light, Elin had the couple’s prenuptial agreement restructured and immediately had $5 million dollars put inter her personal account – this just in order to stay in the marriage. Before this situation, she was supposed to get $20 million dollars if they divorced after a 10-year period. Now that’s been shortened to 7-years and she’ll get $55 million (and that’s after the $5 million has already been put into her account.) Some media sources are reporting that there are even clauses in the agreement that could take this deal up to $75 mil!
Call me “old fashion” but this sounds more like a business deal than a marriage to me. I know Elin was probably deeply hurt by Tiger’s actions but Tiger’s wallet isn’t the way to restore things in the Woods’ household! Another fact lost in all of this is that these affairs wouldn’t have even come to light if Elin hadn’t gotten all Jazmine Sullivan on Tiger and “busted the windows out his car!” This could’ve been settled nice and quietly behind closed doors. All I’m saying is that Elin better be glad she’s married to Tiger Woods instead of Chris Brown or this whole story could’ve been reported differently!
The group Backstreet had an old song called “Buy Me Love.” The premise of the song is that money can’t buy you love. I’m going to buy that old album and send it to Elin for Christmas! Whatever happened to the saying “stand by your man?” Like my man AI (Allen Iverson) said a long time ago, “Nobody is squeaky clean!” And if I was Tiger, the fact that it took mega-millions to keep Elin in this marriage would make me question her love for me, her motives and how committed she is to their family.
I know some people are going to say that I’m wrong and heartless but I just want everyone to know that there are two victims here. And even though they say you can’t put a price on love, we now know that the price is $75-80 million dollars!
Now Yard, I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she ain’t messing with no broke “_ _ _ _ _!”
Hit me up Yard and let me know what you think!