Joey Gallo creates funny LinkedIn profile amid lockout

Gallo lists his experience as being an outfielder for the Texas Rangers prior to the New York Yankees. The best part is how he identified his skills.

– Striking out
– Hitting into the shift
– Getting dressed weird

His profile is real too, you can see it here.

Gallo, 28, has had a pair of 40-homer seasons during his career. But he also struck out an average of over 201.5 times those two seasons. He also has some strong opinions about the shift.

Gallo has made over $16 million in his career, so he’s probably not hurting for money too badly even amid a lockout.